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    wasntthatafunnyday:

    blainesbuttocks:

    singing the male and female parts of a song because nobody loves you

    the inner conflict when the female starts singing before the male finishes his part and you don’t know whether to finish the male part or just sing the female part immediately

    #i simply must BUT BABY IT’s i’ve got to COLD OUSTIfather will start toBEAUTIFUL WHAT’s

    me

    (Source: mannysantosisgonnabefamous, via watsondoyoubelieveincurtains)

    — 1 week ago with 194326 notes

    nachosinthetardis:

    there are nice americans

    there are rude americans

    there are nice brits

    there are rude brits

    there are nice canadians

    there’s justin bieber

    (Source: tom-marvolo-dildo, via snikle-fritz)

    — 1 week ago with 475918 notes
    productovhate:

i will reblog this until the day i die.

    productovhate:

    i will reblog this until the day i die.

    (Source: angblack666, via taigalily66)

    — 1 week ago with 166291 notes

    nonomella:

    my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

    so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

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    — 1 week ago with 55597 notes
    totallynotbarrett:

professorsethdoesitagain:

thehattedmistress:

mendaciousmind:

dirk-strider-the-dick-rider:

caitsmile:

tenstimelady:
from one insomniac to the next
this shit will put you out
there’s a whole line of these drinks pertaining to different things
apparently they’re all psychological except this one
but everyone I’ve talked to said this is the only one that actually works
the first time I only drank to where my index finger is in the picture, but I was out like a light in about 45 minutes
really helpful if you’re trying to fix your sleeping pattern for school

There’s one called Neuro Bliss and its literally what every pmsing girl needs. It’s happiness in a bottle.

I can testify that this shit is literally the fucking best okay. The neuro energy is like an energy drink but lighter and it makes you feel awake without it tasting like death. There’s a neuro focus as well and it makes it easier to concentrate on everything while still being delicious. There’s a whole huge line of them and they’re all different flavors and some are carbonated and some are not.

I see these at the grocery store sometimes.
Maybe I’ll pick one up next time I see it.

ATTENTION ATTENTION
The Neuro line of drinks WORK 100% as a nightly buyer of Neuro Sleep i can fully attest to it’s effects as a very applicable sleep aid.
Neuro Trim is also good for having a full feeling, to keep you from eating too much.
IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY SLEEPING, BUY NEURO SLEEP IT WILL HELP YOU

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS BECAUSE I TOO LOVE THE NEURO LINE.
Story time: My sleep schedule got fucked up because I worked at a movie theatre, which would mean late nights, getting off work at like 2, 3, or 4 in the morning. It would get cray. So when I needed sleep, but my body wasn’t giving me that satisfaction, I grabbed a NeuroSleep and THIS SHIT WORKS. I’ve never finished a bottle before falling asleep. Best part: Not habit forming and it’s cheap. What makes it work? It has melatonin in it.

    totallynotbarrett:

    professorsethdoesitagain:

    thehattedmistress:

    mendaciousmind:

    dirk-strider-the-dick-rider:

    caitsmile:

    tenstimelady:

    from one insomniac to the next

    this shit will put you out

    there’s a whole line of these drinks pertaining to different things

    apparently they’re all psychological except this one

    but everyone I’ve talked to said this is the only one that actually works

    the first time I only drank to where my index finger is in the picture, but I was out like a light in about 45 minutes

    really helpful if you’re trying to fix your sleeping pattern for school

    There’s one called Neuro Bliss and its literally what every pmsing girl needs. It’s happiness in a bottle.


    I can testify that this shit is literally the fucking best okay. The neuro energy is like an energy drink but lighter and it makes you feel awake without it tasting like death. There’s a neuro focus as well and it makes it easier to concentrate on everything while still being delicious. There’s a whole huge line of them and they’re all different flavors and some are carbonated and some are not.

    I see these at the grocery store sometimes.

    Maybe I’ll pick one up next time I see it.

    ATTENTION ATTENTION


    The Neuro line of drinks WORK 100% as a nightly buyer of Neuro Sleep i can fully attest to it’s effects as a very applicable sleep aid.

    Neuro Trim is also good for having a full feeling, to keep you from eating too much.

    IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY SLEEPING, BUY NEURO SLEEP IT WILL HELP YOU

    SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS BECAUSE I TOO LOVE THE NEURO LINE.

    Story time: My sleep schedule got fucked up because I worked at a movie theatre, which would mean late nights, getting off work at like 2, 3, or 4 in the morning. It would get cray. So when I needed sleep, but my body wasn’t giving me that satisfaction, I grabbed a NeuroSleep and THIS SHIT WORKS. I’ve never finished a bottle before falling asleep. Best part: Not habit forming and it’s cheap. What makes it work? It has melatonin in it.

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    — 1 week ago with 135727 notes
    uncacti:

grandmagrass:

here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree

^

    uncacti:

    grandmagrass:

    here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree

    ^

    (Source: mf-doom, via taigalily66)

    — 1 week ago with 56146 notes
    quixon:

forsures:

amazing

This is how I imagine most of tumblr is.

    quixon:

    forsures:

    amazing

    This is how I imagine most of tumblr is.

    (Source: kittiezandtittiez, via taigalily66)

    — 1 week ago with 38496 notes

    themalkingjay:

    me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

    (Source: devinnnc, via tomhiddlescum)

    — 1 week ago with 128663 notes

    lepreas:

    toinfinityandbeyonce:

    what if you woke up one day and you were hot

    idk i’d probably open the window or something

    (Source: flaminhot, via taigalily66)

    — 1 week ago with 513904 notes

    joelbyeman:

    "you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"

    image

    (via taigalily66)

    — 1 week ago with 134319 notes