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    lydiduh:

    In 15 seconds of dialogue Francis Wilkerson sums up what’s wrong with how women are criticized in our society and it’s great

    (via potassiummmgirlno)

    — 1 day ago with 29314 notes

    mentally-illectric:

    things i needed to hear in health class:

    • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
    • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
    • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
    • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
    • people have stretch marks sometimes
    • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
    • people have cellulite sometimes
    • gender =/= sex
    • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
    • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
    • everything is ok

    (via potassiummmgirlno)

    — 1 day ago with 107369 notes
    mori-ar-ti:

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

AND HE FOUND THE TREATS

    mori-ar-ti:

    amplitudeandexcursion:

    there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

    AND HE FOUND THE TREATS

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive)

    — 1 day ago with 216893 notes
    bisexualzuko:

nonomella:

froggybangbang:

nonomella:

My boyfriend doesn’t have furniture in his house just a giant bean bag and a futon A+ life choices

are you really really tiny or is that the most perfect bean bag ever?

I am 5’9”
it is a gigantic 8ft bean bag

perfect bean bag

    bisexualzuko:

    nonomella:

    froggybangbang:

    nonomella:

    My boyfriend doesn’t have furniture in his house just a giant bean bag and a futon A+ life choices

    are you really really tiny or is that the most perfect bean bag ever?

    I am 5’9”

    it is a gigantic 8ft bean bag

    perfect bean bag

    (via mori-ar-ti)

    — 1 day ago with 8971 notes
    youwatchme:

For the callback they made me learn ‘Defying Gravity’. I was doing really well, then I totally cracked on the high, high note at the end. I screamed ‘F***!’ at the top of my lungs. Then, without the piano player, I sang the note again to show that I could actually hit it and I kept going. (Director) Joe says that’s what got me the role. He could see that I was able to play a witch.   - Idina Menzel

    youwatchme:

    For the callback they made me learn ‘Defying Gravity’. I was doing really well, then I totally cracked on the high, high note at the end. I screamed ‘F***!’ at the top of my lungs. Then, without the piano player, I sang the note again to show that I could actually hit it and I kept going. (Director) Joe says that’s what got me the role. He could see that I was able to play a witch.   - Idina Menzel

    (via mori-ar-ti)

    — 1 day ago with 53410 notes

    klairydust:

    conorayne:

    josiephone:

    alwaysactually:

    lusilly:

    some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

    wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

    "oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

    implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage

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    pigfarts, pigfarts, here I come

    (via potassiummmgirlno)

    — 1 day ago with 79188 notes

    50shadesofyodaddysdick:

    boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

    me:

    image

    (via ruinedchildhood)

    — 1 day ago with 104161 notes
    dudes:"all men watch porn just get used to it"
    dudes:"men just have stronger sex drives than women, its just biology"
    dudes:"we can't help objectifying women, its in our dna"
    feminists:"rape happens a lot in our society and most are perpetrated by men, towards women, and i can't tell the difference between safe men and dangerous men just by looking so i tend to be wary of men sometimes"
    dudes:"NOW WAIT JUST A FUCKIN SECOND HOW CAN YOU GENERALIZE ALL MEN THATS SO UNFAIR"
    — 1 day ago with 173363 notes

    wendycorduroy:

    ohyeeeahman:

    adventureiwillalwaysseek:

    orange is the new black solving world problems

    I had this exact conversation with my friend and her mom when I was like 14. They still don’t believe me.

    YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, THEY SPEND THE WHOLE EPISODE TALKING ABOUT THIS BEFORE SOPHIA GIVES THEM A MIRROR AND SEX ED LESSONS

    (via mori-ar-ti)

    — 1 day ago with 174129 notes

    rynnay:

    watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

    (Source: mediaite, via sherlock-who-tardis)

    — 1 day ago with 376389 notes

    thepondsaregone:

    thorinoakenbutt:

    castielandpie:

    poryqon:

    it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

    I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

    For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

    WHAT

    (via mori-ar-ti)

    — 1 day ago with 115099 notes

    bakerstreetbums:

    When someone incorrectly quotes something from your favourite show in public…..

    image

    And you try not to cause a scene….

    (via lokis-army-at-221b)

    — 1 day ago with 1403 notes

    the-hedgehog-of-baskerville:

    sometimes I remember that Jim Moriarty would’ve had to sit for a job interview with the IT department at St. Barts, and it makes me smile.

    (via sherkeys)

    — 1 day ago with 2492 notes