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    iamthedukeofurl:

    wholockian-at-hogwarts:

    WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

    We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

    (via smudgeofpaint)

    — 2 weeks ago with 736767 notes

    -teesa-:

    8.5.14

    Now who’s a name dropper, Stephen?

    (via smudgeofpaint)

    — 2 weeks ago with 16127 notes

    hippiebabysitterr:

    today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

    to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

    they were going to get fakes to buy fish

    (Source: lohnerism, via ruinedchildhood)

    — 2 weeks ago with 342057 notes

    nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

    punkdraco:

    thelongarmofthelaw:

    drowningheta:

    queerpotters:

    punkdraco:

    he is so smart

    wonderful Potter

    with his scar

    and his broomstick

    - actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

    #’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

    Is there a link to proof…

    (it’s not actually canon)

    xcuse you

    are you calling me a liar

    image

    (via smudgeofpaint)

    — 2 weeks ago with 180878 notes

    mori-ar-ti:

    tylerchokely:

    is he ok

    bruh only 3 seconds in

    (Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

    — 2 weeks ago with 128484 notes

    bursten:

    pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

    (via peep-toe-shoes)

    — 2 weeks ago with 29114 notes

    kingsleyyy:

    i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

    (Source: iraffiruse, via mewnincat)

    — 2 weeks ago with 189305 notes

    sushinfood:

    goofle:

    She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

    okay this one made me laugh

    (via moriarty)

    — 2 weeks ago with 230938 notes
    disneysnowprincess:

kitaronicus:

idina-love:

walking—fairytale:

Hey look it’s Anna and Elsa.


I’m crying

I haven’t laughed so hard.

    disneysnowprincess:

    kitaronicus:

    idina-love:

    walking—fairytale:

    Hey look it’s Anna and Elsa.

    I’m crying

    I haven’t laughed so hard.

    (via mori-ar-ti)

    — 2 weeks ago with 33692 notes

    cliterallysame:

    this is honestly my favorite post

    (Source: seththewolf, via vampirecupcake017)

    — 2 weeks ago with 492636 notes

    mydraco:

    my deepest fear is that my kids will think that harry potter is a piece of crap

    (Source: mydraco, via briefcasefullof-tacos)

    — 2 weeks ago with 21408 notes

    fallontonight:

    mewnette:

    l20music:

    To recover from a pic like that, the dude can do no wrong.

    i looked at this photo for so long how did i not notice the tissue?

    You can’t forget the tissue! You gotta protect the turtle neck

    (via kingsleyyy)

    — 2 weeks ago with 104685 notes
    smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

    smatter:

    bey0nd-my-thoughts:

    paradiseprogram:

    bye mom

    This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

    um what

    (Source: yodiscrepo, via ruinedchildhood)

    — 2 weeks ago with 258507 notes